SHREK: CORPORATE SLAVE (FULL TIME SWAMP DUTY) BUT

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work during minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of retirement, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to qui